Sunday, February 13, 2005

Americanisation

"Why do you think that honeydew is the money melon?"

What? If you're American, let me just point out to you that that question makes absolutely no sense to anyone else in the world.

And yet it's what Blogger just asked me.

Do I look American? Do I miss the "u" out of colour, labour and humour?

(Note: this is why American jokes aren't funny. When you are talking to them, you can easily tell them that, for them, there's no "u" in humour.)

Bah. They should be asking me which type of tea I like best.

6 comments:

Crystal said...

Hey why should i ask michael santana

Jon Poggiali said...

shut up tim

Crystal said...

AWWWW jon dont be jelouse
you dont even really like me

Jon Poggiali said...

YES IDO REALY LIKE YOU CRYSTAL.

Jon Poggiali said...

TIM GO TO HER SIGHT AND TELLHER I LOVE HER

Crystal said...

aww Honey I really guess u do love me