Essential Sudoku DS (DS)
After competing 999 picross puzzles, there was one left. Surely the pinnacle of difficulty, it's surely going to be a trophy or medal or something special. Oh no, it's really easy and it's a pie chart. A bloody pie chart.
Earth Defense Force 2017 (Xbox 360)
Earth Defense Force 2017 Portable (PS Vita)
Both games have many highlights, but the thing I will remember most is the mission in which you are sent into battle against the massive walking fortress. I destroyed more of the city than the fortress did while trying to attack it, and finally the mission ends with you withdrawing because your weapons aren't powerful enough. Sorry I broke the Space Needle for nothing, guys.
Exit (PSP)
One of the characters you have to rescue is very fat. I called him Fatty. I pushed boxes onto him. He died.
Ecolibrium (PS Vita)
Playing on the train, on the tutorial. And then the game requires me to look around 180 degrees with my Vita to see the animals behind me. Not going to happen; never loaded up again.
Endless Ocean (Wii)
I recently went back to this as part of the "Au Revoir Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection" drive, which was pointless as the only online mode it has is to connect to a friend who is simultaneously playing the game; that will never have happened. Anyway, during my brief play I watched the most stilted and awkward cutscene ever made.
EyeToy: Play (PS2)
Accompanying the cleaning suds game with "When I'm Cleaning Windows" was a work of genius.
After competing 999 picross puzzles, there was one left. Surely the pinnacle of difficulty, it's surely going to be a trophy or medal or something special. Oh no, it's really easy and it's a pie chart. A bloody pie chart.
Earth Defense Force 2017 (Xbox 360)
Earth Defense Force 2017 Portable (PS Vita)
Both games have many highlights, but the thing I will remember most is the mission in which you are sent into battle against the massive walking fortress. I destroyed more of the city than the fortress did while trying to attack it, and finally the mission ends with you withdrawing because your weapons aren't powerful enough. Sorry I broke the Space Needle for nothing, guys.
Exit (PSP)
One of the characters you have to rescue is very fat. I called him Fatty. I pushed boxes onto him. He died.
Ecolibrium (PS Vita)
Playing on the train, on the tutorial. And then the game requires me to look around 180 degrees with my Vita to see the animals behind me. Not going to happen; never loaded up again.
Endless Ocean (Wii)
I recently went back to this as part of the "Au Revoir Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection" drive, which was pointless as the only online mode it has is to connect to a friend who is simultaneously playing the game; that will never have happened. Anyway, during my brief play I watched the most stilted and awkward cutscene ever made.
EyeToy: Play (PS2)
Accompanying the cleaning suds game with "When I'm Cleaning Windows" was a work of genius.
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